I hope you all were prudent and law-abiding while imbibing last night because finding yourself in jail with an annoying cell brat is certainly nothing to celebrate. OhioLINK contains eight instances of Celbrat*, which puts it in the "moderate probability" section of the Ballard list. Sheriff Taylor's laid-back and slow pokey, with its warm bed and home-cooked meals from Aunt Bee, actually doesn't sound all that bad, but the inmate on the right has apparently just swallowed a case of dynamite! I'm not sure what the final resolution was for these two, but let's hope that was one fireworks display that didn't go off in the New Year.
(Otis Campbell with what looks like an ibex, from the show Andy of Mayberry, thanks to Liketelevision.com.)